why I think Vince Vaughn and I would be friends if we met in real life

I get why everyone’s obsessed with Ryan Gosling.Really, I get it.

Call me Old School, but I actually find Vince Vaughn way (for lack of a better word) hotter.

Ever since I met V.V. (in Zoolander) I had a pretty good feeling we’d become lifelong friends if we met in real life.

Below are 5 reasons I feel this way:

Height we’re both pretty tall. He’s way taller, but I have scoliosis. If I didn’t, I figure we’d be around the same height.

Zodiac Sign Match he’s an Aries and I’m a Capricorn. Yahoo Answers says we are a compatible in friendship…

(…if you actually read that the answer contradicts itself. They say yes, then go onto claim that everyone can be friends. That can’t be true, so I’m going to go with how they first say yes, and claim the rest of that must be a typo.)

Love of dance his IMDb bio notes that he loves to dance. I too love dancing (and would link to the YouTube video of the one dance class I took Senior year of college OR share a photo of the most improved award I won in my jazz class from second grade if I could locate either of those things here.)

Chicago Cubs fan IMDb also notes that Vince is a Chicago Cubs fan. I’m not, but I feel like we could discuss Oprah instead of the Cubs since she’s from Chicago.

He came from nothing in interviews he’s mentioned several times coming from nothing. I was a waitress for the better part of my life, so I feel as though that’s essentially the same thing, and we could swap stories on this topic.

there ya have it.

Do you have a celebrity you think would want to be your friend in real life? Do tell.

*photo of what Vince and I would look like walking down the street and hanging out